The insane things my spouse says to keep me sane.

April 20, 2014 8:24 pm


We were two yesterday! I can’t believe we started this blog two years ago! It’s also about the time we got pregnant with our son. It’s amazing to think that he has been in our lives in some way or another for two whole years. Nuts.
Thanks for sticking with us :)

March 3, 2014 8:53 pm February 20, 2014 7:22 pm

After seeing a mom cave on a commercial...

  • Husband: you can't have a mom cave.
  • Me: well you can't have a dad cave.
  • Husband: I can have a man cave. So you can have a lady cav-oh. Hmmm. You may already have one of those.
February 18, 2014 5:16 pm
Voice texting is more polite than my husband!

Voice texting is more polite than my husband!

January 26, 2014 8:50 pm
"Hell is that gust of air that comes out of the diaper trashcan hitting you in the face for eternity."
January 25, 2014 8:42 am
The Questions That Will Save Your Relationships | Glennon Melton

I love this article. Came across it on Facebook and wanted to share it with our tumblr family.

Asking GOOD questions is something I struggle with in my day to day interactions. This piece gives good advice on how to do that and more importantly, how to LISTEN. What good does a good question do if you don’t genuinely listen to the answer?

Too often in life we just tick off the boxes of what we are supposed to do. It’s lead to a world of diplomatic, inauthentic people. If we focused a little more on being authentic to ourselves, doing what we want because we genuinely want to instead of have to, and showing our affection to others in the way they need it, I think we’d all feel a little more loved.

January 7, 2014 8:00 pm

Holy sheet!

With baby boy turning a year old this week, my husband and I have been trying to stop cursing so much. Little man is talking so much and his babbling is actually starting to sound like to words and he is mimicking a lot of what we are saying. So I have encouraged my husband to replace those not so great words with funnier ones.

Here are snippets:

[baby kicks him]

"Oh fuuuudgesickles that hurt!"

[shit talking while playing jeopardy]

"You can kiss my sugar plum"

[more shit talking]

"Do you what? Think I’m better at this game than you? You bet your sweet sugar plum I am!"

[asking to pick my phone off the floor for me since the dogs were laying on me]

"I can’t move. I’ve got snitches on me"

[me bending over to pick something up]

"Nice sugar plum!"

January 6, 2014 9:53 pm

A new...direction?

  • Husband: so, I heard a song on the radio that I actually kinda liked. It's by one direction. It's more...mature.
  • Me: I'm sorry. When did you grow a 13 year old vagina?
9:45 pm

I'm so tired, I'm funny

  • Me: (watching my husband play assassins creed 4)
  • instead of calling it jerking off, do you think pirates call it walking the plank?
January 4, 2014 9:15 pm