When the wife got home today, we planned a dinner date. The restaurant doesn’t open until 4, so we’ve been goofing around, hungry, waiting for a reasonable time to leave. As I puttered around the kitchen looking for a snack, the following exchange happened (across the house, as is one of our more common modes of communication.) Little did the wife know that i had already found a snack, and cut it in half to share with her:
Wife - You know you have a cupcake in there, right?
Me - You read my mind (said as I was walking back to the bedroom.)
Wife - Can I have a nibble?
(I come around the corner with the last cupcake cut in half.)
Wife - You cut it in half for me?!
Me - I did.
Wife - But how did you know I’d want some?
Me - Because you love cupcakes.
Wife - …I love cupcakes…
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 10:50 am HUSBAND wrote:
When you go grocery shopping today, don’t forget my milk. I’d also like to request work sodas for me, and some sort of snackable for at work. (bags of chips, 100 cal packs, whatever.)
Thanks so much baby. You rock my world.
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 10:57 am WIFE wrote:
ok. if you wanted to start a list, Id be cool with that :)
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:03 am HUSBAND wrote:
No time at ALL. I’ll try if I get a second, but the magic 8 ball says it looks doubtful.
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:20 am WIFE wrote:
I want cupcakes……screw my diet.
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:23 am HUSBAND wrote:
Too bad. We were way bad last week.
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:25 am WIFE wrote:
magic 8 ball says….eff you ;)
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:28 am HUSBAND wrote:
Hey, uncalled for. So uncalled for YOU JUST CAN’T FACE IT
[explaination: my husband likes to say can’t face in a British accent based on a stand up routine he heard…try it…it doesn’t sound like can’t ;)]
On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:29 am HUSBAND wrote:
If you do, get me the Oreo cupcake.
I’m a terrible moral compass.
Muhahahaha cup cakes win :))