Office by Alex Penny
The insane things my spouse says to keep me sane.
My hero
she is so lucky but why does she cry
Me: what kind of pizza do you want baby? Cheese?
Husband: can we get the giant party pizza???
Me: No.
Husband: Why not?
Me: Because its just two of us and we don’t need it.
Husband: Yes we do! I’m party pizza-betic! I need party pizza stat!
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
Someone partied too hearty last night!
We’ve had a decent amount of new followers the past few days. And by a decent amount, I mean like 4.
THAT’S AWESOME!!!
I think that’s the most we’ve had in one go round….
My husband says its due to his humor and impeccable wit. We all know its because you guys find me hilarious.
Ok fine. You’re holding out for funny stories and pics of the world’s cutest baby-our son, duh. Totally understandable. You can’t help but succumb to his cuteness.
Anyways. Welcome my lovelies and I hope you enjoy our spousanity as much as we do. Please share our blog if you find us as hilarious as we think we are.
From: Husband
Sent: Wednesday, 12:32 PM
To: Wife
Subject: funny
Check out this picture (above)
From: Wife
Sent: Wednesday, 12:32 PM
To: Husband
Subject: re: funny
My hahahaha
From: Husband
Sent: Wednesday, 12:34 PM
To: Wife
Subject: re: funny
Not sure what prupose the word “My” served in this context, but I’m glad you enjoyed it.
From: Wife
Sent: Wednesday, 12:35 PM
To: Husband
Subject: re: funny
It was supposed to be Muhahahaha but autocorrect foiled me again!
From: Husband
Sent: Wednesday, 12:44 PM
To: Wife
Subject: re: funny
It’s like it’s your nemesis. Between that and math there’s a regular scholastic League of Villians pooling their nefarious powers against you.
From: Wife
Sent: Wednesday, 12:45 PM
To: Husband
Subject: re: funny
Those bastards
From: Husband
Sent: Wednesday, 12:46 PM
To: Wife
Subject: re: funny
Good thing you have the terrifying combination of French and pop culture knowledge to fight back with.
