Spousanity

The insane things my spouse says to keep me sane.

April 30, 2012 5:33 pm

Grocery Shopping: an email exchange

On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 10:50 am HUSBAND wrote:

   When you go grocery shopping today, don’t forget my milk.  I’d also like to request work sodas for me, and some sort of snackable for at work. (bags of chips, 100 cal packs, whatever.)

 Thanks so much baby.  You rock my world.

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 10:57 am WIFE wrote:

ok. if you wanted to start a list, Id be cool with that :)

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:03 am HUSBAND wrote:
                               
No time at ALL.  I’ll try if I get a second, but the magic 8 ball says it looks doubtful.

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:20 am WIFE wrote:

I want cupcakes……screw my diet.

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:23 am HUSBAND wrote:

  Too bad.  We were way bad last week.

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:25 am WIFE wrote:

 magic 8 ball says….eff you ;)

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:28 am HUSBAND wrote:

  Hey, uncalled for.  So uncalled for YOU JUST CAN’T FACE IT

[explaination: my husband likes to say can’t face in a British accent based on a stand up routine he heard…try it…it doesn’t sound like can’t ;)]

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On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 11:29 am HUSBAND wrote:

If you do, get me the Oreo cupcake.

I’m a terrible moral compass.

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Muhahahaha cup cakes win :))