With baby boy turning a year old this week, my husband and I have been trying to stop cursing so much. Little man is talking so much and his babbling is actually starting to sound like to words and he is mimicking a lot of what we are saying. So I have encouraged my husband to replace those not so great words with funnier ones.
Here are snippets:
[baby kicks him]
"Oh fuuuudgesickles that hurt!"
[shit talking while playing jeopardy]
"You can kiss my sugar plum"
[more shit talking]
"Do you what? Think I’m better at this game than you? You bet your sweet sugar plum I am!"
[asking to pick my phone off the floor for me since the dogs were laying on me]
"I can’t move. I’ve got snitches on me"
[me bending over to pick something up]
"Nice sugar plum!"